"I've created a chess program that mimics human play" said the computer science major.
"So it plays at Super GM level then?" asks the advising professor.
"Not really, but it does blame its loss on outside conditions!"
Two chess players are playing a correspondence game. White lives at the South Pole. Black lives at the North Pole. The postal service is rather slow and play proceeds at the rate of one move per year. After 15 years of play, white makes a daring queen sacrifice, the consequences of which are brilliant and spectacular...
A year later, as he sees the postman returning, he is very excited. He thinks "Will black take my queen ?", "Is the sacrifice sound ?". He tears open the reply and sees "Jadoube".
Q. What is the difference between a chess player and a couple on a blind date?
A. The chess player mates then chats......
Taken from Susanpolgar.blogspot
3 days ago