Look around. Musical is the in things now. We have Tun Mahathir the musical, Magika the musical and even the politician are now playing the musical chair at all time fanatism. So it is only natural if i join in this latest craze and imagine the last round encounter Malaysia vs Bahrain in musical format.
Stage 1
Before the game
In one corner we have Malaysian team, all pumped up, singing "The eye of tiger"- Survivor
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive
chorus
Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
Equally, in another corner, Bahraini team, also exciting and full of spirit, singing Queen's famous song - We will rock you.
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Stage 2
During the game
All quiet, the only sound is the 'click' of the clock being pushed and the scratched of moves being made.
Suddenly there is a music coming from Mas' handphone. Ouch!
The stage went wild. Bahraini players sing the modified Abba's song- Thank you for the music!
So I say
Thank you for the music, your phone is ringing
Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me
Mas, looking sad and dejected, solemly sing another Abba's song- The winner takes it all.
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That’s his destiny...
Mok Tze Meng, fully focused on his game make a winning move Queen to f6. His opponent, shaking his head, resigned! giving Malaysia the slim victory but still a victory nevertheless. Malaysia manage to again finished in top 100 in the world!
Mok, relief, then sing the serene What a wonderful world by Louis Amstrong
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
Stage 3
After the game
All the players, standing hand in hand, sang a modified Sealed with a kiss by...by...some oldie singer
Though we gotta say goodbye for the Olympiad
Baby, I promise you this
I'll send you all my move
Every day in a letter
Sealed with a kiss...
I don't wanna say goodbye for the Olympiad
Knowing the move we'll miss
So let us make a pledge
To meet in Tromso
And seal it with a kiss
and the curtain falls...
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Totally hilarious, especially that modified last song. Well done, you really made my day :)
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, next olympiad is in Turkey not Tromso. Maybe it does not rhyme as well?
ReplyDeleteOk, I stand corrected. Tromso is Olympiad for 2014! 2014, lah man! haha
ReplyDeleteBrilliant article my friend..as always!
ReplyDeleteI like the "Thank You for the music" which u relate to Mashafizul Nokia Gambit incident . Funny :)
Write more my friend!
Jimmy, abdoss,
ReplyDeleteyalah...:) Next Olympiad is not at Tromso.Thanks for pointed out the error
Bro Hairul,
Good to know you like the article.
Excellent. Loved it.
ReplyDeletehi dear Ilham
ReplyDeletewo-oh-wo-oh-yeah-yeah...
i love to read your blog more than i can say..
Marvelous..... now the most common question you'll be asked is.. 'Where did you get your ideas?'
ReplyDeleteHi Raymond, Yeoh
ReplyDeleteTx for reading the posting
n@jd0rf
I get most of my idea when riding my old, trusty kapchai! :)
However for this one i got the idea when watching Magika the Musical.